There needs to be an indie band called “The Charlie Sheen Pyramid of Greatness” and their first single needs to be “Winning”

You forgot the classic, “Can't is the Cancer of Happen.”

Which proves that he likes $hitty music. Wow! I suppose Kenny G and Michael Bolton weren't available

hehe

He's the only one who's high.

cuz the Borat-looking Speedo upset his boyfriend

Does anyone else see the connection between the Financial Services Modernization Act of 1999 (A/K/A Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act - as in PHIL GRAMM, McCain’s senior economic adviser) and the current Financial Apocalypse? The man took millions in campaign contributions from the Financial Services sector, deregulated the industry to the point where a company like AIG could become what it is today (whatever that is besides 79% government-owned) and now he wants to give that industry $700B?!? Whathafuck!