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  • Do It Yourself Soft-Core

    So much for veiled innuendo.

  • This. Right Here.

    large bag of awesome

  • Lead Singer Outsourcing

    Please press three for Dave Draiman.

  • REALLY?

    I hope they’re sure.

    REALLY?
  • 1-iron

    the only club Elin didn’t take in the settlement.

    1-iron
  • You Can Only Try to Be This Cool.

    wow.

  • DUH.

    it stopped hell, didn’t it?

    DUH.

    Link: mistercrankypants.com

  • $50 to Whomever Gets a Lock of Hair from This Guy First.

    Lock must be 3 inches or more, comparable thickness to a finger, and taken without his approval. Take care to use doucheretardant gloves before actually touching the hair. Bonus $100 if you split the lock into two parts, and tape them to your face, emulating his fu machchu mustache. Photo / video evidence required.

    $50 to Whomever Gets a Lock of Hair from This Guy First.