This one time I was on the back part of a boat [stern or starboard or whatever…I'm no sailor] and I was sitting at a table. These three women were sitting at a table near us, all dressed in black and somber looking. They stood up and went to the edge of the boat, holding hands, looking sad and as though they were recently crying. One of them took out of their purse this box wrapped in a plastic bag. The woman in the middle stood there holding the box while the other two stood next to her, hands on her shoulders. All the sudden, they whip the plastic bag off, tear open the top of the box and hurl ashes out to sea. Which whipped out to sea and then did a u-turn towards the back part of the boat and right into my eyes and mouth. I ate dead person, you guys. I ate dead person.
