BuzzFeed - Joy Engel http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:14:07 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Boy Sees His First Lobster http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=boy-sees-his-first-lobster-t7&c=710VM97&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fboy-sees-his-first-lobster-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fboy-sees-his-first-lobster-t7%2F

A charming story about a young boy and his lobster. Wow-o-Wow!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/boy-sees-his-first-lobster-t7 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:34:25 -0500 What Should We Bring to BuzzFeed? http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=what-should-we-bring-to-buzzfeed-t7&c=7105SM7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fwhat-should-we-bring-to-buzzfeed-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fwhat-should-we-bring-to-buzzfeed-t7%2F

Hey people of the Internet! Did you know that John and I will be visiting the BuzzFeed offices next Friday? We will! And we want your help: We're going to bring a present to your favorite editors, and you get to decide what we bring! Just leave a note in the comments and we'll count them up. Polling closes on Wednesday, so vote early and vote often!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/what-should-we-bring-to-buzzfeed-t7 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:21:23 -0500 Kitten is Too Scared of Halloween! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=kitten-is-too-scared-of-halloween-t7&c=7YJEH7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fkitten-is-too-scared-of-halloween-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fkitten-is-too-scared-of-halloween-t7%2F

The Internet is a scary place on Halloween, and this little kitten just couldn't take it; it just had to hide away! Alternatively, this couch is made out of quick sand.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/kitten-is-too-scared-of-halloween-t7 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:16:31 -0400 Michelle Obama's Dating Tips http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=michelle-obama-gives-advice-on-love-t7&c=7Y9CF7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fmichelle-obama-gives-advice-on-love-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fmichelle-obama-gives-advice-on-love-t7%2F

Do you want a love like that of Michelle and Barack? Of course you do! They are totally perfect. Well, Michelle is in this month's Glamour telling you how to find the President of your Heart. “Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long, and then it's, 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul. When you're dating a man, you should always feel good. … You shouldn't be in a relationship with somebody who doesn't make you completely happy and make you feel whole.” Awww, love!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/michelle-obama-gives-advice-on-love-t7 Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:12:02 -0400 Life Lessons from the Care Bears http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=life-lessons-from-the-care-bears-t7&c=7Y2A37&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Flife-lessons-from-the-care-bears-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Flife-lessons-from-the-care-bears-t7%2F

Not everyone can be a winner, kids. Also — whomever drew this is either a huge racist, or its always the white bear who finishes first. Life lessons!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/life-lessons-from-the-care-bears-t7 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:07:10 -0400 Yes We Still Can http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=yes-we-still-can-t7&c=7Y0YG7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyes-we-still-can-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyes-we-still-can-t7%2F

If BuzzFeed was a newspaper and I had a beat, I think my beat would be, “Things-about-Maine-and-Barack-Obama.” This (really good) video touches on both of these things. And there is a seascape in the background! What more could you want?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/yes-we-still-can-t7 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:30:54 -0400 10-22-09 is Suze Orman Day! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=10-22-09-is-suze-orman-day-t7&c=7XILC7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2F10-22-09-is-suze-orman-day-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2F10-22-09-is-suze-orman-day-t7%2F

Link: http://twitter.com/SuzeOrmanShow/stat...

According to the GLBT history month calendar, it is Suze Orman Day! Happy day, Suze! I hope this news puts you in the kind of mood to approve that vacation abroad I've been wanting to take…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/10-22-09-is-suze-orman-day-t7 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:14:13 -0400 Heather Graham Is The Hottest Public Option Ever http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=heather-graham-is-the-hottest-public-option-ever-t7&c=7XFBI7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fheather-graham-is-the-hottest-public-option-ever-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fheather-graham-is-the-hottest-public-option-ever-t7%2F

The health care debate! It is totally equatable to fat burger-loving people trying to race Heather Graham at the track. Or so I've been told. (via Esquisse )

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/heather-graham-is-the-hottest-public-option-ever-t7 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 08:50:36 -0400 Save the Sleepless Boobs! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=save-the-sleepless-boobs-t7&c=7WX8W7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fsave-the-sleepless-boobs-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fsave-the-sleepless-boobs-t7%2F

There is an epidemic sweeping the nation! Did you know that it is impossible to get a good night's sleep if you have breasts? Neither did I! Enter Kush Support, the nighttime boob supporter. All boobs! Even old lady boobs! And, well, it also sort of looks like a penis. So I'm sure you can do something with that as well. (via Sarah Haskins )

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/save-the-sleepless-boobs-t7 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:18:11 -0400 Yummy. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=yummy-4pb2-t7&c=7WX5Z7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyummy-4pb2-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyummy-4pb2-t7%2F

Yummy.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/yummy-4pb2-t7 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:01:51 -0400 You have a fair point. here you go. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=you-have-a-fair-point-here-you-go-4ooy-t7&c=7WT1F7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyou-have-a-fair-point-here-you-go-4ooy-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fyou-have-a-fair-point-here-you-go-4ooy-t7%2F

You have a fair point. here you go.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/you-have-a-fair-point-here-you-go-4ooy-t7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:40:52 -0400 via urlesque http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=via-urlesque-4oot-t7&c=7WSVZ7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fvia-urlesque-4oot-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fvia-urlesque-4oot-t7%2F

via urlesque

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/via-urlesque-4oot-t7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:20:39 -0400 The Greatest People From Maine http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=maines-greatest-residents-t7&c=7WSDB7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fmaines-greatest-residents-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fmaines-greatest-residents-t7%2F

Poor Barack Obama. He thought when he won the election, he’d get to run the country. Ha! As evidenced by this week’s win in the healthcare debate, the fate of this country is actually determined by the two Senators for Maine. Even my state’s greatest skeptics have to agree that we’re having a pretty amazing week. Ha! Yes! That’s right! My little home state RULES OVER ALL OF YOU. In honor of Maine’s superiority, I present to you some of the awesomest people from Maine. And you’re going to love it.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/maines-greatest-residents-t7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:47:30 -0400 Billy Joel, River of Dreams. In a cassette tape,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=billy-joel-river-of-dreams-in-a-cassette-tape-4obc-t7&c=7WQLX7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fbilly-joel-river-of-dreams-in-a-cassette-tape-4obc-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fbilly-joel-river-of-dreams-in-a-cassette-tape-4obc-t7%2F

Billy Joel, River of Dreams. In a cassette tape, obvi.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/billy-joel-river-of-dreams-in-a-cassette-tape-4obc-t7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:52:57 -0400 Scott Baio is Mean http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=scott-baio-is-mean-t7&c=7WQ6Y7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fscott-baio-is-mean-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fscott-baio-is-mean-t7%2F

Just in time for 90s Day — Scott Baio made some conservative remarks on twitter and then blocked fans who disagreed with him . When people protested, he DMed them to tell them he was too rich for them. Then he went on Glenn Beck. Unbreak my heart, Scott Baio

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/scott-baio-is-mean-t7 Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:57:17 -0400 Ooooh, this guy is a stunner. http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=ooooh-this-guy-is-a-stunner-4mxt-t7&c=7WLZA7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fooooh-this-guy-is-a-stunner-4mxt-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fooooh-this-guy-is-a-stunner-4mxt-t7%2F

Ooooh, this guy is a stunner.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/ooooh-this-guy-is-a-stunner-4mxt-t7 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:10:20 -0400 I have no idea what the other possible results... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=i-have-no-idea-what-the-other-possible-results-4n0o-t7&c=7WH9J7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fi-have-no-idea-what-the-other-possible-results-4n0o-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fi-have-no-idea-what-the-other-possible-results-4n0o-t7%2F

I have no idea what the other possible results are, but this is the best one, by far.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/i-have-no-idea-what-the-other-possible-results-4n0o-t7 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:18:10 -0400 Adorable Halloween Costumes for Babies http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=adorable-halloween-costumes-for-babies-t7&c=7WH4A7&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fadorable-halloween-costumes-for-babies-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fadorable-halloween-costumes-for-babies-t7%2F

Halloween serves three main purposes: 1. Giving women the opportunity to dress in disgusting and degrading costumes 2. CANDY! and 3. Allowing parents to dress their kids up in embarrassing costumes before they're old enough to complain. Below please find an homage to the latter:

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/adorable-halloween-costumes-for-babies-t7 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:45:05 -0400 Richard Belzer Licked George Carlin's Ashes http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=richard-belzer-liked-george-carlins-ashes-t7&c=7VWF67&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Frichard-belzer-liked-george-carlins-ashes-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Frichard-belzer-liked-george-carlins-ashes-t7%2F

Umm, and apparently it made him funnier? Or just grosser. You decide.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/richard-belzer-liked-george-carlins-ashes-t7 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:25:13 -0400 get out of his face http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=joyengel&buzz=get-out-of-his-face-4gsc-t7&c=7V9R37&u=75YH7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fget-out-of-his-face-4gsc-t7%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjoyengel%2Fget-out-of-his-face-4gsc-t7%2F

get out of his face

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/joyengel/get-out-of-his-face-4gsc-t7 Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:19:57 -0400