1. Come to grips with the fact that you are meant to be a diva
Not everyone is meant to be utterly fabulous, but hey, someone has to do it.
2. Don’t be patient. Grab what’s rightfully yours!
Love may take time, but being a diva is a 24/7 job, so claim it!
3. Amp up the drama.
Create it if you have to. Do whatever is necessary to be the center of attention!
4. Never cease to be graceful
It’s okay to cry every once in a while — as long as it doesn’t mess up your mascara.
5. Always live in the moment
And always make sure it’s YOUR moment!
6. Learn to Let Go…
…of everything that doesn’t make you look FABULOUS!
8. Always Be There for Your Friends
A true diva gets nowhere without her groupies
10. Find the Hero Within You
The life of diva requires a lot of drive and ambition. No one’s gonna do it for you!
11. Soak Up the Attention
Don’t shy away from the press… bask in the limelight, dahhhling!
12. Remember what I said about groupies earlier?
Yeah, well don’t let them get TOO comfortable.
13. EVERY Day is a Good Day to be Festive!
Even if something doesn’t seem festive, make it festive. Use festive in every sentence possible. Sneaking the word “festive” into a conversation is just so festive. Keep calm and stay festive!!
15. Groupies are One Thing…
…Family is another. Always be there for your loved ones! A true diva has a heart of gold underneath her perfectly toned skin!
16. Make ANY Little Get Together an EVENT!
Bonfires are so boring… until YOU show up that is!
17. Don’t Let the Haters Get Under Your Skin
Seriously, they are just totally jealous of your perfection!
20. Always Believe in Yourself
Anyone can be a diva if they just believe!
21. Don’t Be Arrogant
No one likes a jerk, so even though everyone else is below you, try to stay warm and genuine.
23. Get Back Up When Things Go Wrong
No use crying over spilled milk
…or spilled GLITTER, ahem.
25. Snap Plenty of Pics
A picture only shows a fraction of just how perfect you are, but hey, it’s something.
28. Wind Machines Are Your BFF
Seriously, nothing says DIVA like a dramatic wind machine effect.
You and that wind machine belong together.
29. Shake ‘Em Off
Those haters still on your back? Remind them that they’ll never be you.
33. Never Say Goodbye
Just when the haters think you’re done… BAM you’re back and better than ever!!
36. “Excuse me, you’re ruining my light”
Back up before I screw you up.
37. You Can Be Imitated, but NEVER Duplicated!
“Get up out my face, bitch”
38. Use ALL of your Assets!
Boobs and butts are nice, but show off everything you have, like your hands and your hair!
40. Stay Triumphant!
Don’t let ‘em bring you down
41. Be the Queen That You Are
After all, royalty is royalty dahhhlig!