Reason 17: You can buy shitty wine and say, “at least it's not in a box.”

I don't really love Coco or Slash or Leno, but I do love potential awkward situations, subtle protest, and the color orange.

The other content on this blog is excellent, too. Don't stop at the pain scale!

I was hoping someone would point this out.

What's “Jersey Shore?” and who is the tiny girl in garbage bag pants and Uggs?

Where's my SAD button?

I prefer lying about smiling, thank you. =)

Since when is Gene Wilder not a celebrity?

If you see the bottom and read how the top jobs were chosen in different ways according to hierarchy, this seems a lot less useful.

Well, this just causes quite the hairy situation.