Props to jennyc77 — how could they not have included Mich McConnell as a turtle!?

^ This

I’m not sure if this should have been in the top 10, but it’s definitely one of the only episodes worth a dam in Season 5.

Although I agree with most of this, perhaps in the future don’t mix funny gifs with death counts.

That’s how I eat my pizza, except with Sriracha.

I hate fruit bouquets, but all this stuff is 10x better than the bought-at-supermarket flowers my father gives my mother every year.

Everyone relax. ABC News published the picture, and others will as well. Are you going to be outraged when you see the picture on the news tomorrow night? People are wondering what kind of person would do this. As details emerge, they’re going to be published.

Thanks. I knew something was off.

Cupcake Vodka does have flavored varieties, though, and they’re all cake themed.

#32 If my mom put this anywhere near the Thanksgiving dinner table, I’d slap her.