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From the second these evil spiny creatures enter the world they huddle together maniacally planning this world's destruction
Once they are of age to hold they begin attacking their owners, viciously biting their hands.
They celebrate this victory by anointing themselves with the flesh of their first victim.
It seems that the only people who can see past the hedgehogs' guise is babies, their sworn enemies.
They do not show fear in the face of even nature's most cruel beasts. They just become annoyed and pissed off.
Did hedgehogs cause 9/11? I asked this one and all she did was give me a sly look.
I dare not stand against hedgehogs alone, they are crazy.
They are intelligent and well organized.
Some call them our heroes, here to save us from the rule of a tyrannical government.
Me? I'd sooner live under a tyrannical government than be the slave to a race of vicious hedgehogs.
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