1. Before E3, some morons made a video in which the Xbox One is figured as a hot woman who won’t have sex with her boyfriend without a lot of “annoying restrictions”.
3. That’s really hateful, and I didn’t think anyone would surpass it for sheer dumb tastelessness.
4. Then Sony had their “epic” press conference, and the internet went to work. Someone created the following:
6. Jesus lord please neuter (or spay) yourself, whoever made this.