1. Barry Bonds' Enormous Elbow Guard
2. Lebron's James' Headband
"WHERE IS MY HEADBAND?"
3. Florence Griffith Joyner's Nails
4. Kurt Rambis' Glasses
(And here's Harold Ramis' glasses, because I said so.)
5. LaDainian Tomlinson's Badass Visor
6. Allen Iverson's "Does Something Probably" Sleeve
7. Carmelo Anthony's "Two is Twice as Good as One" "Does Something Probably" Sleeves
8. Andre Agassi's Headband/Hair Combo
9. Denard Robinson's Untied Shoelaces
10. Dennis Rodman's Hair Coloring
11. John Olerud's Fielding Helmet
12. Deion Sanders' Bandana
13. Michael Phelps' Bong
14. Michael Johnson's Gold Spikes (and Chain)
15. Horace Grant's Goggles
16. Jim McMahon's Throwing Gloves
17. Patrick Ewing's Kneepads
18. Tim Tebow's Christianity
19. Ken Griffey, Jr.'s Backwards Cap
20. Petr Cech's Head Thing
21. Lenny Dykstra's Face Full of Tobacco
22. Brian Bosworth's Neck Roll
23. Bjorn Borg's Headband
24. Brian Wilson's Beard
25. Keith Hernandez's Mustache
26. Rex Ryan's Tattoo
27. Lance Armstrong's Sanctimony
28. Rip Hamilton's Mask
(No One Cared Who He Was Until He Put On the Mask)
29. John Randle's "Adam West" Eyeblack
30. Martina Navratilova's Glasses
31. Tom Landry's Hat
32. Bill Belichick's Crimes Against Aesthetics
33. Brett Favre's Crocs
34. Tiger Woods' Red Shirt
35. Gary Sheffield's Braces
And though it's technically part of his body, it must be included:
36. Michael Jordan's Tongue
