1. “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.”
2. “As long as we’re here…”
4. “My contact fell out. Can you help me find it?”
5. Oh, so Ronaldo is John Carpenter’s The Thing. Explains a lot.
7. Kevin Ware: Take notes
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