josefr

josefr

Sweetie, I have been to paradise, but I've never been to me-Edina Monsoon Well, let's see... I'm a bipolar gay guy living in the great state of Montucky. I love living here as much as I love having my eyes gouged out with rusty forks. I'm very fond of whiskers on roses and raindrops on kittens. I like to get naked and swing a dead chicken over my head on full moons. I hope to be a vegetarian someday because I love children. One of my best friends is my Sister who I once tried to kill with a hammer. All I know is she better not piss me off again!!! I know you read this Amanda, so don't say no one warned you! If you're ever drowning, I'll throw you a rake cause that's the kinda guy I am. I am a little (LMFAO, understatement of the century) moody and can go from elated to tourtured in 5.2 seconds. I love all of god's creatures, although most of them taste better with a little A1 and salt. (People taste better with Mrs. Dash)

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