1. So, once upon a time you were a very little human with very few problems.
2. And now, you’re some sort of twentysomething. Good for you.
You made it this far, so at least that’s cool.
3. But let’s face it - you had some expectations about what things would be like as you grew up. For example…
10. 7. Let’s face it, by that age I’ll probably have babies
11. 8. And of course, I’ll have found my soulmate
Kissing, on the other hand, still seems very gross
16. 13. Most importantly, I won’t have to get up every morning for SCHOOL
or any boring reason
17. 14. And I will be free from my parents until the end of days
^ until this happens