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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admitted He Smoked Crack, So Twitter Made Some Great Jokes

The embattled mayor said he probably smoked crack “in a drunken stupor,” which was really just asking for it. Pretty funny, eh?

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1.

Seth Meyers

@sethmeyers

Hardcore, Rob Ford. I’m now cool with movies shooting Toronto for New York.

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2.

Michael Ian Black

@michaelianblack

Rob Ford is such an audacious, bumbling fool he would never be a mayor in America. He would be president.

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3.

Chris Knight

@ChrisKnightfilm

Rob Ford and Alex Trebek - two Canadians obsessed with just how you phrase your questions.

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4.

Drew Savage

@DrewSavage

Rob Ford is expected to issue another statement very shortly. I wonder if he’ll invoke the #YOLO defense?

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5.

If the Canadian press wants Rob Ford to remember exactly when and how many times he smoked crack, then they obviously haven't smoked crack

— CJVLR (@CJ Sullivan)

CJ Sullivan

@CJVLR

If the Canadian press wants Rob Ford to remember exactly when and how many times he smoked crack, then they obviously haven’t smoked crack

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6.

If we have socialized medicine in America, we'll have to pay for the healthcare of every crackhead mayor just like they do in Canada.

— joshgondelman (@Josh Gondelman)

Josh Gondelman

@joshgondelman

If we have socialized medicine in America, we’ll have to pay for the healthcare of every crackhead mayor just like they do in Canada.

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7.

People of Toronto are so disappointed in mayor Rob Ford that they might not say hi to him and shake his hand and tell him to have a good day

— michelleisawolf (@Michelle Wolf)

Michelle Wolf

@michelleisawolf

People of Toronto are so disappointed in mayor Rob Ford that they might not say hi to him and shake his hand and tell him to have a good day

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8.

Rob Ford's making me feel a lot better about all those times I ate at CiCi's Pizza when I was drunk.

— MayorBurnsy (@Ashley Burns)

Ashley Burns

@MayorBurnsy

Rob Ford’s making me feel a lot better about all those times I ate at CiCi’s Pizza when I was drunk.

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9.

I feel like Rob Ford's day will end with him on his knees crying as Nino Brown points a gun at his head & says, "Am I my brother's keeper?"

— JennyJohnsonHi5 (@Jenny Johnson)

Jenny Johnson

@JennyJohnsonHi5

I feel like Rob Ford’s day will end with him on his knees crying as Nino Brown points a gun at his head & says, “Am I my brother’s keeper?”

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10.

I'm not saying I relate to Rob Ford, but once I was convinced to buy Bloodhound Gang concert tickets when I was wasted.

— JensenClan88 (@Jensen Karp)

Jensen Karp

@JensenClan88

I’m not saying I relate to Rob Ford, but once I was convinced to buy Bloodhound Gang concert tickets when I was wasted.

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11.

"Alright, cuff 'em boys. Looks like we... CRACKED the case" *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!* -CSI: Toronto #TOpoli #inadrunkenstupor

— KyleLucey (@Kyle Lucey Comedy)

Kyle Lucey Comedy

@KyleLucey

“Alright, cuff ‘em boys. Looks like we… CRACKED the case”

*YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!*

-CSI: Toronto

#TOpoli #inadrunkenstupor

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12.

Romney VP vetting team nickname for Rob Ford: Blowfish.

— allanbrauer (@Allan Brauer)

Allan Brauer

@allanbrauer

Romney VP vetting team nickname for Rob Ford: Blowfish.

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13.

oh that's where i know rob ford from

— sbellelauren (@lauren ashley bishop)

lauren ashley bishop

@sbellelauren

oh that’s where i know rob ford from

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14.

Just to be clear, if all Rob Ford did was drink and smoke, he'd be a great politician.

— ertchin (@Robert Hutchinson)

Robert Hutchinson

@ertchin

Just to be clear, if all Rob Ford did was drink and smoke, he’d be a great politician.

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15.

"Am I sorry? Yeah I'm sorry. I'm sorry that crack cocaine is so damn delicious" - Probably Rob Ford this afternoon at some point

— GrantFm (@Grant Johnson)

Grant Johnson

@GrantFm

“Am I sorry? Yeah I’m sorry. I’m sorry that crack cocaine is so damn delicious” - Probably Rob Ford this afternoon at some point

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16.

Rob Ford has arrived for his press conference

— samir (@samir mezrahi)

samir mezrahi

@samir

Rob Ford has arrived for his press conference

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17.

Rob Ford is setting an unrealistic standard for other crackheads.

— carolrhartsell (@Carol R. Hartsell)

Carol R. Hartsell

@carolrhartsell

Rob Ford is setting an unrealistic standard for other crackheads.

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18.

Rob Ford's gonna admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa and JFK! If only we'd asked the right questions! #RobFord #gravytrainwreck

— kerry_griffin (@Kerry Griffin)

Kerry Griffin

@kerry_griffin

Rob Ford’s gonna admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa and JFK! If only we’d asked the right questions! #RobFord #gravytrainwreck

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19.

i have my doubts that mayor rob ford is a crack addict, mostly based on the photos i've seen of him

— inoffensivebear (@Inoffensive Bear)

Inoffensive Bear

@inoffensivebear

i have my doubts that mayor rob ford is a crack addict, mostly based on the photos i’ve seen of him

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