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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admitted He Smoked Crack, So Twitter Made Some Great Jokes

The embattled mayor said he probably smoked crack “in a drunken stupor,” which was really just asking for it. Pretty funny, eh?

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If the Canadian press wants Rob Ford to remember exactly when and how many times he smoked crack, then they obviously haven't smoked crack

— CJVLR (@CJ Sullivan)
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If we have socialized medicine in America, we'll have to pay for the healthcare of every crackhead mayor just like they do in Canada.

— joshgondelman (@Josh Gondelman)
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People of Toronto are so disappointed in mayor Rob Ford that they might not say hi to him and shake his hand and tell him to have a good day

— michelleisawolf (@Michelle Wolf)
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Rob Ford's making me feel a lot better about all those times I ate at CiCi's Pizza when I was drunk.

— MayorBurnsy (@Ashley Burns)
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I feel like Rob Ford's day will end with him on his knees crying as Nino Brown points a gun at his head & says, "Am I my brother's keeper?"

— JennyJohnsonHi5 (@Jenny Johnson)
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I'm not saying I relate to Rob Ford, but once I was convinced to buy Bloodhound Gang concert tickets when I was wasted.

— JensenClan88 (@Jensen Karp)
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"Alright, cuff 'em boys. Looks like we... CRACKED the case" *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH!* -CSI: Toronto #TOpoli #inadrunkenstupor

— KyleLucey (@Kyle Lucey Comedy)
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Romney VP vetting team nickname for Rob Ford: Blowfish.

— allanbrauer (@Allan Brauer)
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oh that's where i know rob ford from

— sbellelauren (@lauren ashley bishop)
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Just to be clear, if all Rob Ford did was drink and smoke, he'd be a great politician.

— ertchin (@Robert Hutchinson)
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"Am I sorry? Yeah I'm sorry. I'm sorry that crack cocaine is so damn delicious" - Probably Rob Ford this afternoon at some point

— GrantFm (@Grant Johnson)
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Rob Ford has arrived for his press conference

— samir (@samir mezrahi)
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Rob Ford is setting an unrealistic standard for other crackheads.

— carolrhartsell (@Carol R. Hartsell)
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Rob Ford's gonna admit to killing Jimmy Hoffa and JFK! If only we'd asked the right questions! #RobFord #gravytrainwreck

— kerry_griffin (@Kerry Griffin)
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i have my doubts that mayor rob ford is a crack addict, mostly based on the photos i've seen of him

— inoffensivebear (@Inoffensive Bear)

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