1. Last year, Sir Patrick Stewart tried his first-ever slice of pizza. Remember?
The internet freaking loved it, like everything else that the knightly actor does and posts to Twitter.
2. Now, he’s a pro, slicing pies in ways that no man has sliced before….
Now that we realize that the pizza cutter looks exactly like the USS Enterprise, it just seems like fate that Sir Pat would become obsessed with the stuff.
3. Time to go wild!
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›