Throw one back whenever an actor lies, "I'm just happy to be nominated!"
Slug one down whenever a red carpet reporter says something mystifyingly stupid
When Tina and Amy come out and you realize that all you want is to be their best friend or intern, shot!
If Shia LaBeouf gets mentioned, steal the drink of the person next to you
When you see a star wearing jewelry that costs more money than you make in a year, take a small sip
You pretend to have seen the movie/TV show that just won in order to impress the people at the party
When you realize that you’re angry that a rich person you’ll never know just lost a trophy, drink to feel OK!
Down four years' worth of frustration if and when Taylor Swift wins Best Song and acts surprised
If they mention twerking, turn off the TV for two minutes and drink for the entire time it’s off
When you realize it's late and you have to be up for work tomorrow while the actors get to go to parties, chug water
