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As it turns out, Republicans still hate President Obama on his birthday.
Two internet-only commercials for a Canadian convenience store have one retired clown upset. Personally, I think they're beautiful and want to say “weeeee!” every time I watch them.
The AV Club's version of a food review. Some of their taste-tested items have been seen on BuzzFeed before but I think the entire concept is worth a post of its own. Some recent items consumed include Twin Shots and microwave pork rinds.
Videogum ponders alternative casts for the new “Three Stooges”. I personally would be excited to see the plate of bacon-wrapped jalapeno peppers as curly.
A Nebraska man tried to calm down his cat by stuffing her in a homemade bong. [Editor's Note: Shadow the Cat is doing ok, don't worry.]
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