i don't understand how water sounds can be so horrible.

OMFG. This is like on my top 5 all-time nightmares.

You're gonna need a bigger boat er…kayak.

9 ft. is a little small for a Great White, must still be young. Just sayin'.

Sharks are just hanging. Just don't look like a seal.

Ack.. the sound of the water was irritating. I could still hear it after I muted my laptop, so I stopped watching.  I got the point of it though. I would have crapped myself.

i pity the fool.

The camera later washed up on the beach. They weren't sure whose it was. Meanwhile the cops were taking a statement from an increasingly worried Mrs. Patterson.

How is this guy filming this? If he were just sticking his camera under water, he wouldn't be able to see when the shark was in the frame, would he? Is he rolling the kayak and putting his body under water?

I don't get it. Where was the “da dum… da dum… da dum”?

…has this guy not seen Jaws?

SHARK WEEK LIVES

Whuck.

Dude is in a kayak doofus. And yes, agreed, the sound of the water made me want to rip my ears off.

Wow. The sound of the water over the camera might be the single most irritating sound ever caught on film.

…and stop calling me “chum!”

Scary thing is he isn't even “in” a boat. He's “on” a paddle board.

Shark's just chillin.

WHUCK!

…Whuck?