24 Hilariously Accurate Ways To Sum Up College In Just Five Words

    "Goodbye, childhood. Hello, student loans." #collegein5words

    We recently asked BuzzFeed Community Twitter followers to summarize college in just five words. Here are their all-too-real responses.

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    1. "Goodbye, childhood. Hello, student loans."

    @BuzzFeeders goodbye childhood. Hello student loans.

    2. "The final exam is cumulative."

    @BuzzFeeders "The final exam is cumulative."

    3. "It is in the syllabus."

    @BuzzFeeders "It is in the syllabus."

    4. "Screw it, let's get drunk."

    5. "Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!"

    @BuzzFeeders shots shots shots shots shots

    6. "I'm never ever drinking again."

    @BuzzFeeders I'm never ever drinking again #collegein5words

    7. "I have no clean underwear."

    @BuzzFeeders I have no clean underwear #collegein5words

    8. "I need a coffee IV."

    @BuzzFeeders I need a coffee IV.

    9. "You forgot to reference that."

    @BuzzFeeders "You forgot to reference that."

    10. "Is there a student discount?"

    @BuzzFeeders "Is there a student discount?" #collegein5words

    11. "Slept in and missed class."

    @BuzzFeeders slept in and missed class #collegein5words

    12. "Where is the free food?"

    @BuzzFeeders Where is the free food?

    13. "How much was the curve?"

    @BuzzFeeders how much was the curve? #CollegeIn5Words

    14. "Pick two: sleep, study, party."

    @BuzzFeeders Pick Two: Sleep, Study, Party. #collegein5words

    15. "Woke up like this: hungover."

    @BuzzFeeders woke up like this, hungover. #collegein5words

    16. "A degree you won't use."

    @JMPoff @BuzzFeeders #CollegeIn5Words A Degree You Won't Use

    17. "Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza."

    @BuzzFeeders Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

    18. "I'm an adult now. SHOTS!"

    @BuzzFeeders I'm an adult now, SHOTS

    19. "Who's driving to Taco Bell?"

    @BuzzFeeders Who's driving to Taco Bell?

    20. "Free food tastes the best."

    @BuzzFeeders free food tastes the best. #collegein5words

    21. "Finals = never having enough tissues."

    @BuzzFeeders #collegein5words Finals= never having enough tissues

    22. "I had coffee for dinner."

    23. "Sleep is for the weak."

    @BuzzFeeders #collegein5words Sleep is for the weak.

    24. "Heaven has no GPA requirement."

    @BuzzFeeders heaven has no GPA requirement

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