19 Cats Who Clearly Kept Up With The Kardashians

    Quotes courtesy of the Kardashians, kittens courtesy of Cashcats.

    Jon-Michael Poff
    by Jon-Michael Poff

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. "My personality is more like, let me laugh instead of cry, and let me enjoy the moments that I can."

    2. "Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade."

    3. "There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage."

    4. "I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."

    5. "I need to get my nails done. I need a fitting. I can't even think of all the things I have to do."

    6. "It's a shame how good-looking I am."

    7. "I could literally slap the shit out of you and feel so much better."

    8. "I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants."

    9. "I'm so excited. Can you tell?"

    10. "I would absolutely characterize myself as ambitious."

    11. “When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me."

    12. "I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."

    13. "I just feel my best when I'm all glammed up."

    14. "I honestly cannot remember last night."

    15. "If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem."

    16. "If somebody says no, you’re asking the wrong person.”

    17. "People don't understand the pressure on me to look perfect."

    18. "You just really make me want to go to Kmart and get a gun."

    19. "It's not always about money. Family is more important than money."

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