One reason I’m glad to live in Nebraska!

We do measure distance in hours. Never realized that wasn’t normal.

I worked at a coffee shop, and none of our customers ever realized that the darker and stronger the flavor of the coffee, the less caffeine. People assume lighter roasts are less caffeine, and it’s the opposite.

Lady Gaga….poker face
I won’t tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m not lying I’m just stunnin’ with my love glue gunning

Cadbury mini eggs are my favorite candy of the whole year!

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” might not be in reference to a Kelly clarkson lyric….

Jennifer Aniston has been pregnant once a week for the last ten years.

I remember my mom standing in line for hours for the tickle me elmo

He was great in law abiding citizen

If the beans aren’t digested by the elephant, how are they changed at all?