Don’t challenge me on this..
My struggle will soon be your struggle, but you’ll probably handle it so much better..
Oh, like YOU’VE never done this..
We live in a world of intelligent people. This is good news, because these are the people in charge of warning the three of you who need to know these things..
Here’s a few things your cousin said once about Coke, and you were all like, “Yeah, whatever, Keith.”
Try to remember at least two of these so you can appear interesting in a social environment. Good luck.