So last year, this dude got a tattoo of my face on his back. His current girlfriend (they weren't dating at the time) takes issue with this timeless piece of skin art. Internet gold results.
If a fraction of the people that came out over the last couple weeks to support Conan had watched the show earlier in his run, he probably would not have been canceled. It's your fault, you media-hopping youngsters! Bill Carter has an excellent write up about it, but you probably don't have the attention span to read the whole thing.
Remember when you were thinking that you should make an epic rock song tribute to that 90s sci-fi-horror movie, Event Horizon? The band .357 Lover beat you to the punch.
This truly is the bee's knees. World 1-1 in sweater-vest format. If I owned this, I could die happy.
And this will be blamed on video games and nothing else... The age of consent is 16 in Ontario, where everything went down, but the lady is from the US (Texas, *shudder*), where it's like totes illegal to travel abroad for sex with children. Homeboy said he was 20, so even though no one will cover this after today, it would be interesting to see it play out.
Get yours this March. I'm currently trying to figure out how to pre-order.
GameStop has a set-up where you can add your image (or that of your loved one) to the famous N64 Kid freakout video. The results are creep-tastic!
Get it? Comes? Like ejaculation!
Or BYSGGTWD to us in the know. Post your own. Please. I'm deranged, I know, but please post your own.
I know how hard it is to get you internet people to watch a video longer than thirty seconds, but you have to see the B movie brilliance that is this clip.
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