You all watched “It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia” last night, right? Now, you too can own your very own dick towel (dot com) for the low low price of $19.99. I'm still looking for kitten mittons (sic), because my damn cat is too loud.

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1. DickTowel.com
2. Kitten Mittens [VIDEO]

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Even though BuzzFeed hates America and it's troops, this picture was at my Army email login screen and I felt compelled to share it: Sgt. Gregory Opoien, a Bloomington, Minn., native and an information assurance officer with the 34th Infantry Division, ollies, or jumps off of a ramp, Oct. 13 on Contingency Operating Base Basra, Iraq. (Photo by U.S. Army)

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I'm calling bullshit. I've been doing this for minutes a day for about the last fifteen years and I'm still pretty flabby.

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While the Pokemon craze passed me by, this is still rather disturbing.

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These super-hero status updates induced LOLs.

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How has Web 2.0 touched the Marvel and DC universes?

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Link: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-12-mo...

Sometimes, games manage to work in villains that operate in shades of gray… and other times, they accidentally make a villain out of the most sympathetic guy in the story. Here are 12 videogame bad guys who, all things considered, you could probably grab a beer with and have a fine time - and a few heroes who, on deeper reflection, are kind of dicks.

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You don't know much about astrophysics, do you? EPIC!!!

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Kenny Loggins? CHECK. Hockey playing polar bear destroying the solar system then nuking Anchorage? DOUBLE CHECK. So full of win, it's almost scary.

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1. Animator w/ own Programs needed for Hockey Scoreboard Open

Link: http://translationparty.com/

Enter a phrase in English, it translates it to Japanese. And back to English. And back to Japanese. Until it consistently translates and equilibrium is found. Addictive.

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Link: http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx...

That's less than 18 cents per test. From the review comments: “That's very nice for people like me that sometimes get afraid that your girlfriend / boyfriend is pregnant :)”

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Cracked.com had a nice little contest to cast video games in a more realistic light. Entries include: Mario dead by falling bricks, Link getting arrested, and PETA protesting Duck Hunt. Missing: me entering the Konami Code into anything with buttons (and some things without them).

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This lady's left hand makes me yearn for a better, simpler time.

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Link: http://www.cnet.com/8301-18603_1-1034...

It was 10 years ago today (September 9, 1999) that Sega released the Dreamcast in North America. Remembered primarily by video game history buffs now, this unassuming white box helped introduce some mainstays of the modern game console—even though the Dreamcast itself had a very short lifespan. With a built in modem for online play and a web browser, what could go wrong? Oh yeah, Playstation 2…

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To celebrate today's release of The Beatles: Rock Band, imagine what life would be like if things had gone differently. Imagine what would have happened if Activision got the Beatles license.

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Link: http://www.pinsane.com/pinorama/event...

Pinsane has this fantastic 360-degree tour of Michael Jackson's personal video game collection. I can't seem to spot a copy of his own SEGA arcade game, but maybe I'm missing it.

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Link: http://peggyontour.tumblr.com/

This is where all future Peggy on Tour posts should go, you know since blowing your nose and smoking weed out of cocks isn't really Buzz, Viral, or the latest and greatest on the internet. So there you go. Peggy, contact me if you want the login, and so much for me ever getting a post on the front page again!

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TECH BUZZ: As the keeper of all things Konami Code related on BuzzFeed, it is my sworn duty to report that Joystiq is reporting that Engadget is reporting that Palm's new Pre shipped with an interesting trick to get into its “developer mode.”

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The Best Links:

1. Joystiq: The Konami Code works in Palm Pre’s OS
2. Here Is a List of Sites That Work With the Konami Code!
3. Make ESPN.com All Unicorn-y Using the Konami Code
4. Konami Code Rap - 99 Lives and a Power Glove
5. In Other Palm Pre News, Watch This Nerd Fight