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Jonah S. RSS

Portland, Oregon United States 97202 / Male / 23

JAMES by Shel Silverstein There once was a hamburger whose name was James— What? Didn’t you know all burgers have names? Well they do—some are Norbert and some are named Neal, Some are Llewelyn, some are Lucille, Some just have nicknames like Bunky or Bean, Others have long names like Rose-Mavoureen, Like you, each one’s special and no one’s the same, so please, ‘fore you bite, be polite—ask their name.

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  • Jonah thinks ERROR 404 With Mario Paint is Trashy  about a year ago ×
  • Jonah   How to Confuse Pro-lifers With Just O... and thinks it’s OMG & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Ice Cream Truck Street Brawl is Trashy  about a year ago ×
  • Jonah   The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain and thinks it’s Cute, OMG & LOL  about a year ago ×
  • Jonah thinks The Best Larry King At Dodgers Games ... is WTF, LOL & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Karl Lagerfeld Is A Vicious Monster is WTF  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Sarah Palin Reads Answers Off Her Hand is WTF, OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   Exclusive First Shots of iPad Internals and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Precious 2: The Final Frontier is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   Weird Al Is A Grammar Troll and thinks it’s Cute, Geeky & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks 3 Invisible Dicks is Ew & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Super Sexy Mario is Geeky & Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   Beating The Westoboro Baptist Church and thinks it’s Cute  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   Giant Photorealistic Sculpture and thinks it’s OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   Amazing Hyperrealistic Sculptures and thinks it’s Cute, WTF & OMG  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Surprise Attack! is OMG, Cute & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Trololololo Guy Soaks In His Fame is Cute, WTF & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks 12 Ways To Make A Ke$ha is Geeky, Trashy & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Animal Feud is Cute, OMG & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Restroom Etiquette is Ew  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Nintendo Hacking is Geeky  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Obama's Mini-Me is Cute & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Amazing "Tik Tok" Fan Video is Cute & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Bananas Exploding On Face is Trashy, Ew & WTF  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks One Way To Accept A Marriage Proposal is Cute & Trashy  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Smasan Boyle is Trashy & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Batgirl Pin-Up is Cute & Geeky  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Street Artist Street Signs is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Ninja Deer is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   This GIF Explains The Iraq War  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks 4-Part A Capella Goes Horribly Wrong is LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   The 70-Minute 'Phantom Menace' Review and thinks it’s Geeky & LOL  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah thinks Sir, Your Head Is Shaped Like a Penis is WTF  about 2 years ago ×
  • Jonah   The Most Upsetting Fact Of The Decade and thinks it’s Ew, Trashy & WTF  about 2 years ago ×

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