For most people out there, Jen can just be Jen. She does not need to be exciting — in fact that would ruin what America likes about her. She might seems a little boring until you realize that she is OURS and we love her just the way she is.
[Hi Jen. Send me an email at email@example.com so I can send my cell number to someone in your office. Sorry this took so long. Thanks! xo]