personally, she’s always seemed to me like she would be a huuuuuuge bitch in real life, more so than other celebrities (because 99% of them probably are just incredibly difficult to deal with). people only have an opinion on it based on their personal perceptions based on what they’ve seen or read about her. it’s kind of sick, actually, to think of celebrities as being your friend or “someone you’d like to hang out with,” although that undeniably is an important part of their appeal, star/selling power. MEH! i’m a huge hypocrite, though. that’s my 2 cents.

Hey Jen Aniston Fan-Guy: She would never date you, but appreciates your fandom. She’s a nobody Valley Girl who got lucky after a diet and a nose job. Her real life personality is probably the thing that gets her jobs. She acts like herself in every film. She can’t act. She just plays herself. Way to go. She’ll never have a movie franchise or an Oscar. She can keep counting her money and working on her tan. Sounds good to me.

Celebrities are boring in general. Why should I give a shit about the personal lives of people who I don’t personally know? If they can entertain me, great, that’s valuable, but beyond that, let them live their lives and don’t bother me with this kind of cultish drivel. Be interested in your own life!

She even manages to look boring in pictures. It’s like… her boringness transcends some… astral plane, straight through your computer screen to your brain to put you in the most boring of moods. Or something along those lines.

This article is hilarious!! No idea who the guy is that wrote it, but sorry man, Brad had it messed up before he intelligently reversed the initials of the woman he was with!! I happen to be devout in my admiration and respect for Angelina. I love that she has done so much to make the world a better place, she in truly inspirational. I wish the creators and followers of the Great Media Chog would focus MORE on the good that she does in the world, rather than this ridiculous scaling of A.J. and J.A. Everyone has a different opinion on the matter, and with that, we can all agree to disagree. Capiche? That is just my humble opinion. Thanks for listening. Peace!!!

AND I BET A LOT HAPPIER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

This isn’t Buzzfeed. This is some strange preaching about celebrity worship that doesn’t belong on the site that I love so much.

I am bored with this discussion :P

A dull pretend friend. That’s what real friends are for! For a pretend friend, I’d take Angelina over Jen anyday.

what the fuck is the point of this

This seems like hyperbolic celebrity worship. Is it just me who thinks that?

I hope this is TIC., cuz, if not, saving humanity from extinction may be more difficult than I first thought.

oOo: “Is this sophisticated performance art or are you guys seriously being earnest on the internet?” I ask myself that question everyday.

Is this sophisticated performance art or are you guys seriously being earnest on the internet? Wait, I bet her lawyer called. No no, wait, she pulled some strings through Ashton, right? It’s a tangled web of lies.

No, you were right before, she’s criminally dull.

I always thought she would be a really cool person to know. She seems so down-to-earth in her interviews. She is someone you could actually be friends with.