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1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.
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2. Atheists tend to be haters who don’t believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.
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3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don’t worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?
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4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.
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5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
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6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.
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7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.
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8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
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9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”
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10. They just suck. You don’t even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.
Top 10 Reasons Atheists Suck
Have you ever noticed how much Atheists suck? Here are the top 10 reasons why!
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lizzl a year agoExtremists on both sides suck. Personally, I am not very religious, and I really don’t like religious fanatics, but I don’t really like atheists either. Most of these are pretty accurate, for atheists as well as devout believers. Everyone just needs to chill out, realize that their opinion is not the only opinion, and just let people believe what they believe, without trying to force your beliefs down their throats.
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Denis R. a year agoIf this is satire, the Mr Peretti has to go back to the drawing board. I’ve heard pretty much every single one of those points made by Christians. Satire is a form of “reductio ad absurdum”, which requires some sort of exaggeration to be effective. There’s no exaggeration here.
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Denis R. a year agoTop 10 reasons why Jonah Peretti sucks: 1. He sucks
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SamTheEagle a year ago11. Did you ever realise that to write these ten stupid reasons I must be a total cunt?
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lilgrandonk a year agoeh..same thing can be said if you switch ‘atheist’ with ‘religious people’ … i find it hard to differentiate between the two lol…..
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FlatPackNanna 2 weeks agoSay what? You do realise that you yourself fall under one of those two headings? You either believe in a god or gods, or you have no such belief. It’s a binary proposition. I can’t imagine how you could get them mixed up. Then again, maybe I’m just incapable of imagining that volume of stupidity and ignorance.
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Lorraine O'Connor a year agoWhy should the fact that I, for example, be [figuratively] spit on and maligned because I choose not to believe in any kind of invisible deity and do not worship an unseen, unknown, unaccountable “god” who supposedly deserves adulation and centuries old admiration — but which has done absolutely nothing for the human race since the beginning of time. Religion has never, ever, done one single act to improve the lives and pursuit of happiness of all living creatures on this tiny planet we call home…..NOTHING to foster any kind of *answers* for improving the lives of any and ALL creatures on this planet.
Religion and what people call “faith” does nothing, absolutely nothing. Prayer always fails. Who or what would answer them? So why should non-believers in fairy tales (atheists, agnostics, skeptics) be so despised? I am 80 years old, and wow! I’ve never even gotten a parking ticket in my entire life! I must be on an FBI “10 Most Wanted Criminals” list, eh?
I can also spell words correctly, parse my grammar fairly well and put words in the right order, and so on and so on. Which is more than I can say for most of the badly composed, wrongly spelled words and terrible grammar of most posters who responded to this thread…..Terrible!! Perhaps the illiterate faithful among you could pray for a better grasp of the written English language, it’s what we still use in this country, did you know that?
I have also maintained my own blogpage domain since 2002 and must say have enjoyed a bit of notoriety early on, at that point in time…….It was a huge surprise, apparently, to a lot of people that “senior” citizens could actually put words together and publish a blog that people would be interested in reading and actually enjoy. -
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Natalie S. a year agoMan, I run into so many Christians on the street at work and they sound like this. Good show troll.
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FolkMetal06 a year agoThis little rant is all cute and all..but when you say “the real God” which deity are you referring to? The all encompassing Goddess? Or the Jewish god with the foreskin obsession? Just wondering. XD
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StefanoBlack▒ a year agoI cannot believe how many people don’t get that this guy is obviously sarcastic and trolling, and is probably an atheist himself.
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Sxeptomaniac a year agoNot all that insightful. I’ve met some atheists this fit exactly, and some not. I tend to refer to these particular types as the “religious atheists”. They are easy to spot, because they get really offended at the very suggestion that an atheist could be defined as “religious” about their beliefs. (FYI, I’ll say what most people probably already got: I am not saying that atheism is a religion, only that some atheists develop it into one)
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Syndicate 2 years ago1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have. Everyone enjoys to be right. I can’t think of anyone that finds joy in being thought of as stupid and wrong. 2. Atheists tend to be haters who don’t believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy. Maybe it’s not atheists who annoy you, or just egotistical jerks who are coincidentally atheists? 3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don’t worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF? Lol wat? 4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church. As an atheist, I do not mock people for being religious, working hard, or care for their children. 5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind? Yes, I very much agree with you. That’s why nearly every atheist would technically be considered an agnostic-atheist, meaning they’re open to the possibility of God, but denies the probability of Him. 6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post. Probably. 7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist. Why? Why do all bad people have to be atheists? And why are all atheists bad people? Why do you stereotype all atheists as negative, and evil, and mean, when you are the one discriminating against a minority group? 8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood. I encourage a happy childhood. I also encourage reason. All children eventually find out that those things aren’t real, and while they are fun to imagine, eventually we all have to grow up and realize these things don’t exist. I get no kick out of reminding others of the non-existence of such things. 9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!” Right. Let’s thank God for the death of millions during in every single war, disease, murder, and every act of violence. God deserves credit for everything, like the Holocaust and 9/11. The starvation of millions of people around the world. The destruction of scientific discoveries. Bastard. People did these things. Humanity is all that matters. What we do contributes to our lives, not God. So if I get a raise, I did deserve it. I worked hard for what I got, not just because God is generous. 10. They just suck. You don’t even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it. This should be called, “Top 10 Reasons I’m an Ignorant Buffoon” 11. Who is the devil’s second best entry into politics? Suprise! The Atheist. Why? Their morality is relative and varying. I can assure you that if an atheist were to run for president, they would lose in today’s society, regardless of their qualifications. Why? Just look in the mirror. Our biggest threat politically is a politician who lies and wants to overthrow our government. 12. Madalyn O’Hair- what kind of parent turns on their own child for becoming religious? An unsupportive parent, which can come from any background, regardless of religion. 13. Atheists do suck because they feel they can simply bash a book and Christians or other religious people- simply because the atheists don’t like it. Atheists full well know- their morality is relative and varying. But it’s okay for you to bash atheists because you don’t like our beliefs? Please. Morals are all relative, and vary from every person. 14. The biggest problem with Atheism is that they think they can develop their own rules. I.E. Smoking pot around their 1-2 year old kid. Drinking alcohol while driving, and many many… other things that are just wrong. Atheists are not anarchists. We have ethics and morals. I do not drink alcohol, and I do not smoke, and I do not yet have children to “taint their mind.” Bad parents come from any religion, and because the majority of America is Christian, it’d be reasonable to assume that most abusive/uncaring parents happen to also be Christian. In conclusion, grow up. Your intolerance is why society cannot accept people for what they are.
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sarak6 2 years agoi have a feeling its completely satirical. get a sense of humor. i was raised Catholic, no longer believe in any of the teaching, have a lot of atheist friends, and realize that this is, in fact, a joke. get over it. bashing atheists is no different than christian bashing. only this was funny and not harmful
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jennam6 2 years agoEVERYONE in ANY group, RELIGIOUS or OTHERWISE, is an individual person! i do not respect the TYPICAL atheist because so many seem to NOT be able to REALIZE and ACCEPT this. EVERYONE should also be fully aware that such people obviously exist in ALL other groups, RELIGIOUS or NOT. How about you GROW UP and realize that there are INEVITABLE flaws in each arguement. I personally am a CHRISTIAN and highly OFFENDED by many things posted here. ATHEISTS accuse us of imposing our beliefs on everyone else. so they tried to ABOLISH the NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER, and in place impose the celebration of THE DAY OF SILENCE in support of sexual immorality. And YOU call US hypocrites. i would not DARE to judge HOMOSEXUALS on their sexual preferences, but ON THEIR CHARACTER. Just as i would not DARE to judge those who DO NOT OBSERVE A SET RELIGION soley on that fact. there are people in EACH group that are purely IGNORANT which is a quality in some CHRISTIANS, SOME MUSLIMS, SOME ATHEISTS, SOME BLACKS, SOME WHITES, SOME ASIANS… the list is infinite. stop being IGNORANT and realize that you can LOVE AND ACCEPT someone WITHOUT LOVING AND ACCEPTING some things about them. I believe in THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT. I have neither the RIGHT nor the POWER to condemn ANYONE as so many of you atheists firmly believe we all do. i do not however deny my belief that GOD does condemn nonbelievers. And for that i PRAY he shows you all mercy. What i find MOST interesting however is the fact that the CRITICISM and HATRED from atheists, yes ANGER us, yet the words shortly ROLL OFF. they all become INSIGNIFICANT because we all allow BETTER and REAL things to resonate within us. Not the PETTY arguments of EMPTY souls who seek to EMPTY others simply because they were NEVER FILLED (with love or truth or salvation or anything further away than their nose).
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shaned5 2 years agomy responce to every reason:
1: christians think their better than everyone and its only natural for us to think highly of ourselfs especially when we are smarter than most
2: christians beleve is absolutly nothing besides their own religon and tend to hate/harm/kill anyone who doesnt agree with them
3: i never once heard any athiest brag about that before
4: christians love to sentence hard working/loving, ete, athiests to hell
5: no its not. open minded is when your open to MANy possibiltes. since christians belve in only a single one and only god and will condeme anyone who doesnt agree they are not at all open minded.
6: christians are equally as big trolls. as these 10 reasons thing proves
7: replace athiest with christain and you’ll be correct
8: nope we dont. where is the fun in thinking your entire life operates under the guidence of some bearded guy who refuses to show himself
9: christians think their better than every single race of people alive and like ive said many times have been KILLING people to defend their beleves.
10: christains are just plain damn ignorant/hypocritica/judgmental/violent/repulsive humans. i awaite the hate that this comment will bring -







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