I’ve never had a problem with atheists.

Hey come on, at least give me some gifs or cute pictures if the article is going to suck this bad!

Can’t tell if a Poe or truly braindead… If the former, well played sir, well played.

hey you stupid motherfucker. im a fuckin atheist and my brother believes in the fuckin tooth fairy and santa. you try to say were all ass holes and predjucating and ridiculing, im respectful of others religions. i choose not to believe. you just take any unadmirable trait and blame it on atheism, i could say the same shit towards religion but i dont because i’m more of a fucking human then that. and guess what im a fucking atheist, and you are clearly fucking religious.

well trolled…

How do people not see that this is an atheist guy attempting to troll Christians? “You atheists, you rational, independent thinkers, you!”  I’m atheist myself so I don’t know but I’m pretty sure that’s not exactly how a theist would put it.

Probably a troll sure but still commenting. there is so many fights and shit over religion because everyone thinks they are right. so people decide to not be a part of any of it (atheists). but then people still bitch about it. isn’t everyone a little atheist at least? sure. I just believe in one less god than all those religious people. so are they not atheist too in a way?

Woooow fuck whoever made this article. Wanna know something? I used to be Christian. But I saw all the ridiculous hate they put towards gays and people that don’t follow their ways and I didn’t want to become a person like that. I see how Christians blindly follow this path believing all this shit and I would never say this to anyone but really. An ignorant article and I suggest you never make shit like this again.
Btw I respect all religions very much but when someone does this. No.

Wow Peretti, you’re quite the moron. This post is just unfortunate and I’m not even atheist but rather agnostic. I can certainly think of more than ten reasons why religion sucks and probably a small handful of reasons why it doesn’t. Your #9 is just… I can’t even believe the stupidity. Why should you thank god for something you yourself accomplished? Especially if you don’t even believe god exists. Are you brain dead? I feel bad for you man.
Also,
get bent.

I suspect that this guy is less upset about atheists and more upset about r/atheist. In which case I agree wholeheartedly.

Ugh. I consider myself a Christian, and I would just like to apologize for this article.

I’m an atheist and I do none of these things. I have religious friends and I respect their opinions and standpoints. I thought this would have notes of humor in this but all it is is generalization, whining, and it’s all just hate basically. I do not think this list was really needed ever, I mean really, you don’t see me creating a list of 10 reasons why religious people suck (which they don’t at all).
Please be more considerate next time.

Even if it “sucked”, I’d rather be rational than delusional.

I think you meant hipsters, not atheists.

Hateful. hater! Btw I acedently put ‘win’ on the thing above. Ignore that

i would have enjoyed this had there been any level of humor. but it’s just whiney & lazy. why bother?

It’s good to know that religion is still full of assholes like the author of this article.

People raging need to look up Poe’s Law. This could easily have been titled “shit heard when the gossip turns to the subject of atheists” (or just “people not liked by the gossipers”). 9/10 only because no images, but thumbs up.

”..isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?” Isnt it more logical to say that God might *not* exist and keep an opened mind? YUP THATS CALLED BEING AGNOSTIC

Oh, the irony: an ocean of enraged trollees, oh so eager to prove that, contrary to the troll’s purported message, they are in fact clever. Sigh.