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1. Atheists really enjoy being smarter and more rational than everyone else. Have you noticed that about Atheists? I have.
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2. Atheists tend to be haters who don’t believe in anything. You get excited about something cool and they are always all skeptical, asking lots of critical questions, and basically kill the positive energy.
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3. They love reading Reddit.com, which is a perfectly good site, but they get all smug about how Reddit is better than other sites. Like is there some rule that if you don’t worship the real God, you have to worship Reddit instead?!? WTF?
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4. Atheists love to mock hard working, religious Americans who love their kids, work hard, and go to church.
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5. Atheists think they are rational and scientific but isn’t it more rational and open minded to say that God *might* exist? Should real scientists keep an open mind?
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6. Atheists are some of the biggest trolls on the Internet. They will probably start trolling me just for writing this post.
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7. Have you ever known someone who would rather be right than loved? And eventually you are like, “dude, ok, ok, you are right” but you are also thinking “what an a-hole!” That a-hole is almost certainly an atheist.
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8. Atheists are the kind of people who enjoy telling small children that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all fake. Thanks for ruining all the fun, atheist! I guess you think a 5 year old knowing “the truth” is more important than them having a happy childhood.
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9. Atheists are selfish. Instead of praising God for good things that happen in their life, they just praise themselves. Like “wow, I really deserved that raise. Praise myself!”
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10. They just suck. You don’t even need a reason. It is obvious. Just accept it.
Top 10 Reasons Atheists Suck
Have you ever noticed how much Atheists suck? Here are the top 10 reasons why!
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Sabretruthtiger 2 days ago1. Atheists are pseudo-intellectuals, they have no knowledge of the philosophical and scientific concepts surrounding the argument, for instance the fact that God created time and space therefore he exists beyond it, anything within time and space needs a beginning, God doesn’t need a beginning as he exists beyond time and space, nor can one attribute 4 dimensional characteristics like ‘spaghetti monster’ to God as he exists beyond time and space. They also cannot explain the origin of existence, the strong, electro-weak and electro-magnetic forces and relative particles or explain conscious experience. Also many atheists subscribe to the liberal religion and thus accept ridiculous theories out of a religious cognitive dissonance like the man made CO2 global warming theory which is shown to be a fraud with zero scientific evidence and overwhelming evidence against it, they also believe that moderate fires and localised asymmetric damage broke the laws of physics and brought down 3 skyscrapers symmetrically at controlled demolition speeds on 911.
They also deny the blatantly obvious crimes of the bankers and their ownership of politicians of the left and right including their messiah Obama who has broken every promise and expanded war while destroying human rights at home and worldwide. Atheists it seems are religious and irrational. 2. They are not the least bit skeptical scientifically, they believe in man made global warming with zero evidence and never ask questions like “Why is there no equatorial hotspot predicted by the climate models? Why are we blaming CO2 when the mediaeval Warm Period was globally hotter with much less CO2 and why has it not warmed in 17 years despite record CO2 and why has antarctic ice massively increased and why do we say CO2 drives climate when it lags 800 years behind temperature rise in the ice core records?
They are skeptical about so-called ‘conspiracy theories’ though but not from a scientific angle, instead from an emotive denialistic viewpoint, anything that challenges their fuzzy feel good liberal worldview is immediately wrong. 5. actually yes. Especially as they have no alternative explanation 7. No, atheists are invariably wrong for the reasons I have mentioned (see my comments on their lack of philosophical/scientific understanding of the ‘God’ issue, the man made global warming hoax, 911 being proven to be an inside job via Newtonian physics, and their inability to see Obama and politics for what it is) 8. Yet they believe in the biggest fairy tale of all, Global warming, the war on terror and the most fictional boogeyman of all time the 911 boogeyman Bin Laden! -
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helgeandrh 3 days agoNumber 9, totally true, I did deserve that raise! Number 8: If you think a kid can’t have a nice childhood without believing in bullshit fairytale creatures, it probably just reflects your fear of dying and need to believe that the “Eternal father” and “Lord of everything” will take care of you forever. Grow up dude, one day we’ll all be dead and thats fine! And kids will still have an awesome childhood without Santa! Good without Santa? Anyone? I know I am and I grew up without him… :D
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whynotzoidberg 4 days agoHey come on, at least give me some gifs or cute pictures if the article is going to suck this bad!
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CaptainUnderpants a week agoCan’t tell if a Poe or truly braindead… If the former, well played sir, well played.
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joshb47 a week agohey you stupid motherfucker. im a fuckin atheist and my brother believes in the fuckin tooth fairy and santa. you try to say were all ass holes and predjucating and ridiculing, im respectful of others religions. i choose not to believe. you just take any unadmirable trait and blame it on atheism, i could say the same shit towards religion but i dont because i’m more of a fucking human then that. and guess what im a fucking atheist, and you are clearly fucking religious.
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Suzannez123 2 weeks agoHow do people not see that this is an atheist guy attempting to troll Christians? “You atheists, you rational, independent thinkers, you!” I’m atheist myself so I don’t know but I’m pretty sure that’s not exactly how a theist would put it.
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brittanym27 3 weeks agoProbably a troll sure but still commenting. there is so many fights and shit over religion because everyone thinks they are right. so people decide to not be a part of any of it (atheists). but then people still bitch about it. isn’t everyone a little atheist at least? sure. I just believe in one less god than all those religious people. so are they not atheist too in a way?
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pickles14 3 weeks agoWoooow fuck whoever made this article. Wanna know something? I used to be Christian. But I saw all the ridiculous hate they put towards gays and people that don’t follow their ways and I didn’t want to become a person like that. I see how Christians blindly follow this path believing all this shit and I would never say this to anyone but really. An ignorant article and I suggest you never make shit like this again.
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lennarh 4 weeks agoI never, NEVER heard an atheist tell a believer they were stupid to be religious. Of course, we have different opinions so we can discuss facts, but as this list shows, some very few people who think they understood everything from God bash people who just decided to follow another road.
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ThisChickSays: a month agoWow Peretti, you’re quite the moron. This post is just unfortunate and I’m not even atheist but rather agnostic. I can certainly think of more than ten reasons why religion sucks and probably a small handful of reasons why it doesn’t. Your #9 is just… I can’t even believe the stupidity. Why should you thank god for something you yourself accomplished? Especially if you don’t even believe god exists. Are you brain dead? I feel bad for you man.
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