OMG!! Have you heard about this Nieman Marcus cookie recipe…? [*sigh*]

We need Tosh to find him and have him make a new video.

Joe - it will only get the classic badge if the item performs well, gets lots of traffic, people like it, etc. So old votes turn to classic based on other factors. Without those it is just old.

I don't know if a ton of “old” tags should merit a “classic” badge. It's not the same.

wow, buzzfeed is really sucking lately. [Editor's note: BUZZFEED'S RUBBER, YOU ARE GLUE, WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND JOKES IT BOUNCES OFF BUZZFEED AND STICKS TO YOU]

lol, matrix, i can't type for shit :P

Dear Jonah, This video is SOOOOOOOO OLD! i thought everyone's mom had seen this video already. :P (you should look for the matric mashups of this vid)

There really should be a /sarcasm tag…

You suck at the Internet.

Hey - while you're at it - how about a 'Meh' button?

NEW!!!

Classic!

Where are the “new” and “fresh” reactions? No? How about the “Buzzfeed posters will abuse any power you give them” reaction?

Geez people, yes we all know this is old. We're just trying out the new reaction tag. And yes, Clement, this IS a classic.

This is so 2003… :/ Again, old does not always rhyme with classic :).

Your story has become tiresome! Now izh de time on Shprocketsh ven ve dance!