Joaquin “Shorty” Guzman
Guzman is a Mexican drug lord with a net worth of $1 billion according to Forbes. This 5ft tall narco-billionaire escaped from a Mexican prison in 2001, brutally killed all his rivals, and switches his cell phone daily to avoid capture by the Mexican government and foreign agents who have hunted him unsuccessfully for the past 7 years. If you look up “bad ass mother fucker” in a Dictionary you will see a picture of Joaquin Guzman. And if you search “bad ass motherfucker” in Google you will find Evan - but that is another story.

