OMG I saw one of these couples just last night! Except he was a scuzzy fortysomething wearing sunglasses, croakies, tennis shoes, and a horrid salt-and-pepper goatee on his date with a beautiful, wholesome-looking, college-age dimwit who was offering, in response to something he said, her earnest and completely wrong theory of what “well endowed” might mean. Out loud, to the restaurant. She's going to learn a lot from him, I can tell.

An amazing amount of self-deception..mostly likely in the form of criticizing others..anyone.