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1. Your Twitter Followers Are FAKE
You claim you have 1.6 million Twitter followers but when you tweeted that this is your “new favorite video” guess how many clicked, Ashton??? Less than 6,000. That means way less than 1% of your followers even click your links! Sounds fishy! Very fishy. How did you get those “followers”? Might want to ask your tech guy and your PR people because they are FAKE!!
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2. You Checked Out My Friend's Ass Even Though You Are Married
A couple years ago you were in New York and you were totally checking out this friend of mine. You even peaked at her ass. And flirted with her! I thought you loved your wife, Ashton! What is the deal?
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3. Blah Girls is Retarted
Seriously? Blah Girls is your big web project??? Most of my friends are HUGE Ashton fans and even they thought it was lame. They were like “no no he must not be involved, Ashton would never do something this bad, he is a visionary” - it broke their hearts when the discovered you were really behind it. Kinda like you broke my heart when you did not respond to my tweet!!!
F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGNORE THIS)
[UPDATE 2: ASHTON LEFT ME A VOICEMAIL!!! LISTEN HERE. UPDATE: OMG I JUST TALKED TO ASHTON ON THE PHONE!!! DOES HE CALL EVERYONE WHO ATTACKS HIM ONLINE?? WOW! WE HAD A GREAT DISCUSSION. I WILL POST ABOUT IT TOMORROW! AND IN THE MEANTIME, DISREGARD ALL THE CRAZY STUFF IN THIS POST] Hey Ashton. You think you can just tweet a few BuzzFeed links and then just IGNORE me when I respond? When I offer to give you your own freakin' BuzzFeed badge??!!!! I was YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!! How can you just IGNORE THE FANS who made you who your are?? That means you just turned your biggest fan into YOUR BIGGEST ONLINE NIGHTMARE. I am pleased to announce BuzzFeed.com's newest weekly feature. It is called————> F**K ASHTON!!!!!. BuzzFeed readers can email jonah@buzzfeed.com to suggest what I should post next week. And I will keep doing it until you apologize for ignoring me. Below is the debut F**K YOU, AK post… ……. ………… ……… ….. ….. …….. ……….. ……….. …….. ……….. ………… ……… ….. ….. …….. ……….. ………. …….. ……….. ………… TOP 3 THINGS THAT ARE LAME ABOUT ASHTON KUTCHER!!!!!!!!!……. ……. …… …….. ……….. ………… ……… ….. ….. …….. ……….. ……….. …….. ……….. ………… ……… ….. ….. …….. ……….. ………. …….. .it just gets worse from here Ashton…………..Click!
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- davido7 F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s LOL
- BritneyJonesexposed F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s LOL
- JC F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
- Elizabeth S. thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... is WTF
- Joanne DeVault F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
- Melody lin F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
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Can we still hate Ashton for a bit more?
- Paul Jarrett F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
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Yep, still don't care.
- zack H thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... is LOL
- Steve F. F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
- Kyle Dylan Conner F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s LOL
- Marky F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s LOL
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My name is Ashton, not Ashton Kutcher. Stop saying Kutcher when I introduce myself!
- Chris Spags + F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s Trashy
- Matt Stopera thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... is Cute
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I call for the Black Heart Brigade to CENSOR this!! Isn't that what Buzzfeed does if enough people don't like it? This is obviously Jonah's sad attempt at getting on the news or becoming internet famous by baiting an actor who doesn't even know/give a fuck who the hell you are. This is actually sad, now that I think about it.
- Alain V F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
- Jared Tennant thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... is LOL
- Jean R. F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s Trashy
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wow. really stupid. you're mad because a celebrity didn't respond to you? GET OVER IT? who are you? i mean, the guy may not have had a movie in a while… but he's still working on things no doubt. he had that inner beauty show… and i don't think that celebs ever really “STOP” working… i'm pretty sure they're always doing SOMETHING. you're a little gay for getting this upset. and it seems like you might be 10 years old (mentally anyway)… damn. seriously… dude, where's your life?
- EpilepticMoose F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s Trashy
- Scarlett F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN...
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Can we just please hate Ashton Kutcher for a few more days? That seemed like it was going to be so much fun.
- Jenny Young + F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (UPDATE: IGN... and thinks it’s LOL
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Ok ok guys. Just wait until tomorrow and make your judgments then. Don't let hate consume you - I do sometimes and I always regret it.
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UPDATE: You had it right before the update…
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ashton is a douche fuck him
- David S F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s LOL
- Lindsey Weber F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s LOL
- Tommy GunZ thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is LOL
- plaid lemur F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s Trashy
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Your response is kinda overkill, but thank you. I can't stand all of this twitter bullshit. Seems like penis envy or something-the way people go on about followers. Why doesn't he go make a movie or do something useful?
- Mike B. thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is LOL
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I hate Ashton Kutcher. He is half retarded and is weak.
- Jonathan thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is LOL
- Kelly Reeves F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee...
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I have been thinking about this more and I guess the real lesson is that stars should treat their fans with a BASIC LEVEL OF DIGNITY AND RESPECT!!!!! Esp on the web where WE HAVE THE POWER and not the arrogant stars.
- Matt Barrett F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s LOL
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Er…
- Sara Schaefer thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is Cute
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Thanks for the feedback people! You can send yours to jonah@buzzfeed.com. Unlike Ashton I really value EVERYONE'S opinions!
- Poppy F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s Trashy
- Curt thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is Trashy & WTF
- J.Celestino F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee...
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i just paid for this signage
- Veronica Belmont thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is LOL
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Ashton - Before Demi…..
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Wow, psycho much? I hate Ashton Kutcher just as much as the next guy. But getting this upset because a movie star won't respond to your letters = STALKER!!!
- Tincher F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s LOL
- StewMeat thinks F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... is LOL
- AaronK F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee...
- Tenneil Cobb F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee... and thinks it’s Cute
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Rebecca!? You broken hearted the kissing up to Ashton Kutcher post, and now you broken heart this one as well? There is no pleasing you! Or do you just hate any mention of the handsome star of The Butterfly Effect?
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I'm sure lots of people considered this same tactic to get more Twitter followers.
- Matt Gibbs F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher (New BuzzFee...
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I <3 F**K YOU, Ashton Kutcher
