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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;How to Make Sure No One Uses Your Coffee Cup&#x22;</title>
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<title>I really want one of those, but knowing me I would...</title>
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    <p>I really want one of those, but knowing me I would probably lose the key. Hey, at least I could still drink espressos!</p>

  	
	
	








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    <p>Wow the designers thought of everything, it even has a comfortable rounded lip for all of the penises that are going to be resting on it.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 08:30:37 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Wow the designers thought of everything, it even has a comfortable rounded lip for all of the penises that are going to be resting on it.</media:description>
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<title>Anyone see the MadTV skit where Michael McDonald...</title>
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    <p>Anyone see the MadTV skit where Michael McDonald plays the incredibly shifty floor manager who calls everyone &#8220;sneak snake&#8221; and constanly threatens to report people to human resources? He would buy this cup.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:02:01 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">Anyone see the MadTV skit where Michael McDonald plays the incredibly shifty floor manager who calls everyone &#x22;sneak snake&#x22; and constanly threatens to report people to human resources? He would buy this cup.</media:description>
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<title>I feared this would be something gross, but...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/luckyshoe/i-feared-this-would-be-something-gross-but-3auh-ayk"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/7/16/17/how-to-make-sure-no-one-uses-your-coffee-cup-10158-1247778441-9.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>I feared this would be something gross, but thankfully it turned out to be mildly and pleasantly amusing.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">I feared this would be something gross, but thankfully it turned out to be mildly and pleasantly amusing.</media:description>
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<title>What&#x26;#39;s to stop me from just sticking my finger...</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/whats-to-stop-me-from-just-sticking-my-finger-3auh-s5"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/7/16/17/how-to-make-sure-no-one-uses-your-coffee-cup-10158-1247778441-9.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>What&#39;s to stop me from just sticking my finger in the hole?</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>If I only had the mooneeyy.</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/if-i-only-had-the-mooneeyy-3auh-6ll"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/7/16/17/how-to-make-sure-no-one-uses-your-coffee-cup-10158-1247778441-9.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>If I only had the mooneeyy.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>can&#x26;#39;t wait to see the ass who buys this catch...</title>
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    <p>can&#39;t wait to see the ass who buys this catch his keychain on something and spill hot coffee down his new trousers.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">can&#x26;#39;t wait to see the ass who buys this catch his keychain on something and spill hot coffee down his new trousers.</media:description>
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<title>thats awesome
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    <p>thats awesome</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>Designed by: Efrat Gommeh Industrial Design</title>
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