1. I mean, one would hope.
2. Some people love their jobs too much.
3. If only B were true!
4. Follow-up: Aren’t C and D basically the same thing?
5. The free market might say otherwise.
6. D also sounds fun, though.
7. Shouldn’t B also be true?
8. Funeral home scoop!
9. A or C also seem like reasonable options (depending on which state you live in).
John Stanton is the Washington, D.C. bureau chief for BuzzFeed News. In 2014, Stanton was a recipient of the National Press Foundation’s 2014 Dirksen Award for distinguished reporting of Congress.
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