1. Because what would halloween be if we never had Thriller?
Nothing. It would cease to exist.
2. Or Rihanna nailing sexy AND scary.
See girls, you don’t have to be a cute animal (ie. bunny, mouse, squirrel) to be sexy on halloween.
3. And Jessie J swinging on a swing in this haunted mansion.
I want a swing in my hallway now.
4. Or the Komposer’s slasher film music video where everyone dies.
At least the party looked fun.
5. This badass, Guinevere, stabbing a zombie with a pencil.
And shoving one in a blender.
6. Nick Carter as a dancing Mummy? Yes, please.
Or Brian Littrell doing a thousand flips just because he’s a Backstreet Boy so he can do whatever he wants.
7. And this Tracy Jordan perfection.
Literally pure perfection.
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