I'm a patriotic ex-patriot.
I'm full of contradictions.
Oh yeah, and I scored 10 goals: http://www.lemoynedolphins.com/sports/msoc/history/goalshistory
I'm on the Ohio Protopresbyterate Council: http://www.byzcath.org/par/parma.htm
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