This is not a mugshot; it is a driver’s license photo.
He’s guilty (probably) of many things, but not of being “creepily self-satisfied” on the night of his arrest.
He was arrested on his way to the prom, wearing a tuxedo, not a T-shirt.
His parting gift to the world was to find a way to get members of Sonic Youth,…
I hope this guy won some money on this.
by Jack Moore
This is fun — If the Houses were modern-day corporations.