1. "The Queen Is Dead"
Lyrics:
And so I checked all the registered historical facts
And I was shocked and ashamed to discover
How I'm the 18th pale descendant
Of some old queen or other
So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said : "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said : "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano"
Take that, monarchy.
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2. "Handsome Devil"
Lyrics:
Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands
3. "Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"
Lyrics:
As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale:
Oh, I say:
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
4. "Ask"
Lyrics:
Spending warm summer days indoors
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
5. "Sheila Take A Bow"
Lyrics:
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
6. "Nowhere Fast"
Lyrics:
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
Every sensible child will know what this means
Him and the Queen...
7. "Half A Person"
Lyrics:
Then I'll tell you the story of my life :
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I,
I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.
I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?
I like it here - can I stay ?
Do you have a vacancy
For a back scrubber?"
8. "Shakespeare's Sister"
Lyrics:
I thought that if you had
An acoustic guitar
Then it meant that you were
A protest singer
9. "William, It Was Really Nothing"
Lyrics:
How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say
"Oh, would you like to marry me,
And if you like you can buy the ring?"
She doesn't care about anything...
10. "Still Ill"
Lyrics:
I decree today that life
Is simply taking and not giving
England is mine - it owes me a living
But ask me why, and I'll spit in your eye
Hysterical, indeed.
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