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Snoop Gets Sniffed In Norway.
Apparently flying into Oslo with 8 grams of marijuana and large amounts of cash is something that even the Dogg Father can't get away with. Just another slap on the snout for Snoop.
Get Ready To Have Your Universe Flipped.
Scientists hunting the Higgs subatomic particle will unveil results on July 4th that could totally flip what we think we know about our universe.
Goodnight Ginsu, Knife Mater Dies At 71.
Barry Becher, famous for selling knives that will but through brick and tomatoes has left us today. Rest easy Barry, the world is a sharper place because of you.
Tom Waits To Hit Late Night TV.
The grizzled genius will be performing on David Letterman July 9th and Jimmy Fallon July 10th. Notoriously reclusive and rarely touring, the sad truth is that this is probably the closest we'll get to seeing Tom Waits live.
13 Ways To Booze Like A Celebrity This Summer
It's hot, here's how to stay inebriated and dehydrated in style.
7 Steps To Bacon Heaven
BBQ season is in full swing, don't forget to bring home the bacon! Here's a quick photo guide to make your heart burst with bacon joy.
One Smart Octopus, Call Her Cora
In Akron, Ohio this eight tentacled diva chose her own moniker by grabbing the first shrimp-stuffed wiffle ball that called her name. Which is Cora.
Could Lil Weenzy Keep Boognish Alive?
Gene Ween has thrown in the towel, but could Lil Wayne pick it up?
Texas Boy Suspended For Haircut Is Going To See The Spurs.
This 12-year-old was suspended for shaving the likeness of Spurs forward Matt Bonner into his head. Because of the incident, he got a day off of school, scored tickets to a playoff game and a salute from his favorite player. Not to mention a rad haircut. Sounds like a win-win-win-win situation.
Ladies, You're Making Me Thirsty. 10 Sexy Beer Ads.
Summer is in the air, which may be enough to make you reach for a cold brew. If not, here's some of the sexiest beer ads from around the globe to make you thirsty. Who ever said advertising is sexist?
Not Even Lady Gaga Can Corrupt Islamic Hard-Liners!
In a move to keep Indonesia pure, Lady Gaga has been forced to cancel her sold-out June 3rd show. Sorry youth of Jakarta, no erotic dancing and futuristic whore fashion for you.
Wildest White House Animals
The White House has been a literal zoo over the years, making the now standard Presidential puppy look boring and safe. Here's 10 of the best Presidential pets.
I'm Turning My Girlfriend Into A Rugged Maniac
I convinced my beautiful girlfriend to do this insane race with me, she promised not to hate me. She definitely will though.