1. Tardis Wall Sticker
Makes any room look bigger (on the inside). Attractive companion not included.
2. Star Trek Door Chime
Every time you walk through the door, it’ll be like stepping onto the bridge of the Enterprise. Swoosh.
3. An Actual Iron Throne
You’ll need somewhere to sit, relax, and rule the seven kingdoms.
4. Han Solo Carbonite Desk
I checked. The Empire won’t compensate you if you get coffee stains on it.
5. Test Tube Spice Rack
Turns any pasta dish into a science experiment. Turns any kitchen into a lab.
6. Pacman Stapler
It’s going to be really hard to just staple something once. Also, don’t try to staple cherries. It gets messy.
7. Super Mario Shelves and Pipe Bin
Just don’t try to headbutt the shelves and jump in the bin. You’ve been warned.
9. Darth Vader Telephone
Every time you hang up, you’re obliged to say ‘boring conversation anyway’.
10. Floppy Disk Coaster
It’s pretty much all they’re useful for these days.
12. Batman Kitchen Picture
Gotham is safe. Food is here. All is well tonight. I’m Batman.
13. Geeky Door Mat
Because 127.0.0.1 is where the heart is.