1. The Weird Couple From Back Home That Want To “Keep In Touch”
The type of people you came on holiday to get away from in the first place.
2. The Old Sunworshipper
They’ve spent so long in the sun that their skin starts to resemble an old leather couch.
3. The Devil Child Sent To Ruin Your Holiday
Welcome to hell.
5. The Old Guy In Budgie-Smugglers
6. The Overly-Affectionate Newlyweds
The ones that won’t shut up about their round-the-world honeymoon and how awesome it was. Give them a year and they’ll be divorced.
7. The Posh Rich Kids
You spent a year working your arse off to save up for this. Daddy paid for theirs with his loose change.
8. The Skinny White Boy That Should Probably Keep His Top On But Doesn’t
Welcome to the gun show.