It sounded like Charo blended with a drunk Bjork. Not good.

God I miss the 80’s. I ate nearly all of those.

As much as I agree that Nicki is an immature mediocre hip-hop artist, Mariah Carey seemed to be on more drugs than Paula here. A singer can do the “country thing” in terms of the tried and true motifs of country singing. This show is destined for the cancel bin and I feel sorry for the contestants that just want to get a shot at their career.

Wait no Liquid TV, the State, or The Head/Maxx? Not a great list.

For someone who hasn’t done hardcore porn for multiple years, she is already showing the signs of bad plastic surgery, tacky photo choices, and the inability to do any thing that isn’t meant to be fapped to. Well done.

This is the shite I warned people about for years. Give kids a guitar and some drums and they make magic. Give them auto-tune and you get robot whining. Terrible.

Romney isn’t as close as the polls say. Everyone predicted mass hysteria and catastrophes 4 years ago and it didn’t happen. Too much crazy and not enough TV programming to keep them busy.

Eat all the babies!!! ~Tiny Tina

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