10 Totally Epic Reasons You're Going Straight To Hell

A Modern Version of the 10 Commandments. Enjoy your fiery eternity.

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Really, though, we all worship the Real Housewives these days.

2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

But instead of cross you've got pictures of some hot man all over your room. If Tom Daley isn't heaven, I don't want it.

3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

No further explanation required.

4) Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

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Sunday Funday is the new Sabbath.

5) Honour thy father and thy mother

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Your parents calling usually results in this reaction.

6) Thou shalt not kill.

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Ok hopefully you're innocent on this one...but you've probably thought about it.

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery.

By far the best and most fun reason to burn.

8) Thou shalt not steal.

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You know you've taken your roommate's cheez-it's.

9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Nothing like throwing some shade.

10) Thou shalt not covet.

You've probably coveted at least ONE of your friends significant others.