Yes. That is exactly what happened.
Yes. That is exactly what happened.
My only issue is with the von Trier comparison. Weird =/= von Trier.
Every single person on this Earth is prejudiced.
I’m pretty sure “Jungle” has been out for the better part of the year. Great tune, but not exactly seasonal.
I believe that at the end of the match, the only people happy about Portugal scoring were Ghana supporters like myself.
I THINK I JUST REALIZED I EAT EVERYTHING.
I do not need to take this test.
A fair few of these guys just seem to have a weird sense of humor. I don’t use Tinder because I haven’t completely given up yet, but as someone who doesn’t take himself that damn seriously either, I’m pretty sure my methods would include something along the lines of chicken masks, intentionally sloppy metaphors and “I put the STD in stud, all I need is U” lines as well. The serial killers are just fucking creepy though.
I AM WORTH NOTHING.
Joni Mitchell cover.
Oh, well in that case it’s completely OK, right? Let’s just keep doing it to both sides, that must solve the issue! I’ll get to that vag and/or areola size comparison article in a second, and you write another one about how gross men are who have/don’t have foreskins (dependent on your preference, I presume)! A third party could assess people’s facial features and their merits perhaps? CHOO-CHOO, RATIONALE TRAIN ARRIVING AT COMMON SENSE STATION! Mind the cognitive dissonance gap. For fuck’s sake.
…this is why we’re not getting anywhere. Rating people’s body parts on a scale. Well fucking done.
“There is something to be said for Godard reaching for the goal of the title, to leave old cinematic language behind and to aim for something new.” It seems to me that Godard should strive for something else at this point in his eulogized career. The ‘playful’ and intentionally arbitrary techniques he uses - albeit similarly inaccessible and occasionally misguided - were invigorating, rousing statements and queries about film’s status as an artform, its ultimate function. Now, it simply doesn’t hold the same weight. The language of film has other questions to answer, but he’s still prodding the same area.
Lack, Toast & Tolerant needs to be a band.
Not exactly what I was going for, but I’d largely prefer the second option.
What in all the fat fucks is Usher doing to that egg?
I did. Far more minutes than I’d care to admit.
Oh, well, if it’s “between a seven and a ten” then it’s completely fine. I wouldn’t even be against this (irredeemably vapid) quiz, but it perfectly exemplifies why common discourse on equality (and beauty, and everything such a complex topic encompasses) is absolutely useless.
For some reason, people love discussing their oddly dysfunctional habits when they’re the ones delivering the blow, but when a list like this is thrown out there, everyone seems to be well-adjusted, hard-working and immeasurably responsible. I do fine, I’m a twentysomething, and I have no qualms about admitting I tend to act like a complete fucking idiot every so often, both by being financially irresponsible and undisciplined. De-bunchify your undergarments.
Is it a bit douchey? Sure. Then again, that’s a standard we’ve developed and set into place - as mentioned, if these were before/after pictures about change, everyone would be raving about their persistence in the face of adversity. When people take pictures merely for vain reasons in any other occasion (read: the vast, vast, vast majority of all selfies. See: definition of selfie) - not that there’s much inherently wrong with vanity - we still don’t make a big deal out of it, but god forbid someone goes the extra mile and then some. Apart from the obvious roid-squad that loiters around the perimeter of all these fads, I say well done. They’re obviously disciplined and willing to work for their goals; some humility would be a bonus, sure, but hey, if it’s cool to brag about having watched all of GoT in 2 days, then bragging about your fantastic physique should bloody well roll too. Also, ‘new’. ‘Mirin has been around for years. I’m on the internet too much.
Because this is a site devoted to helping you figure out which type of rock you are. Leave common sense at the door. Oh, and with that attitude, you’re a total basalt.
Doing a solid ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ Michelle Pfeiffer there.
The fact that no one has a proper, well-reasoned response to any of this is the problem.
Sad Keanu would like a word, heathen.
Surely, SURELY, #8 should have been called a Trainsformer.
I only drink coffee from my I <3 Tea mug. I’m pretty wild.
#6 is fuarking Zyzz, brah.
Vienna is a city, not a person. I refuse to go along with this JEST.
I fail to see how these are dealbreakers. Reasons for facetious debate at best.
Are you watching closely?
…because having a sandwich toaster and having fucking peacocks roaming around are of equivalent importance.
I listen to nearly no disco, but f**k yes it suits me.
#7 How does one publicly compliment someone’s ass without seeming like a bonafide creep? I’m sure the ‘anonymous compliments’ are rather in the camp of “I’d crawl through a mile of broken glass just to listen to her fart” than “I would personally like to commend her apparent devotion towards the well-being of her body” (which, in and of itself, isn’t a compliment towards her ass either).
I feel like the 97 I scored doesn’t give me enough credit. I’m the guy who goes through the tons of bad horror movies that are pumped out every two weeks. I DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE! For everyone whining about the films listed - most of them are off popular ‘worst movies ever’ lists, I doubt it’s the author’s opinion.
“4. Yes, our balls do stick to other body parts.” Mine don’t.
I generally dislike Lily Allen, but that’s fucking solid. Well done.
Who the f**k says ‘goat’s cheese’?