Sweet false dichotomies.
Sweet false dichotomies.
“Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your size
She says, ‘Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.’ ” Sure sounds like it’s biased to me.
The moment I marked down both my habit of sleeping nude and loving wine, I knew I’d bought myself a one-way ticket to Fuckaroo station. I’m not a libidinous French artist, Buzzfeed. YET.
Damn it, Freud, we talked about this.
FALLACIES! FALLACIES EVERYWHERE!
I’m not saying a light morning jog constitutes a decent workout, absolutely not. The article is about “easy lifestyle changes”, so I made the simple assumption that the author wasn’t promoting a heart-pounding HIIT session to start off one’s day as a light adjustment for the ‘average Joe’, as you put it. What I meant is that if said Joe goes for a light jog - as I believe to article to suggest - on an empty stomach, they will not suffer any adverse effects, provided proper nutrition afterwards. And by no means did me saying that HGH plays a role in protein conservation mean that it’s a great way to lose weight. I said no such thing. Unnecessary straw man. Now, it looks like I have to clarify that I’m not saying any of this to be hostile; attempting to debase my argument by simply telling me to get a degree isn’t helping anyone further understand the issue, wherever they may stand. Admittedly, the few books on sports nutrition that I read during my BA years were rather archaic in nature, but I do have a solid athletic background, so your backhanded remarks are misplaced and, once again, completely unnecessary and of no benefit to anyone reading this.
The body does not and will not go to burning muscle due to low glycogen levels. http://diabetes.diabetesjournals.org/content/50/1/96.abstract In fact, HGH (human growth hormone) - the levels of which shoot up by a maximum of 2000 bloody percent in men when on an empty stomach - is a key component in protein conservation. Now, I’m not saying to work out on an empty stomach all the time. Obviously, one can’t just expect to starve themselves and not face rough consequences, but intermittently skipping a meal before workouts is by no means unhealthy. Just listen to your body, see what works for you. Plus, you’re not supposed to push yourself to the limit during your morning jog. Not a good way to start the day.
No, leave them up.
Yes. That is exactly what happened.
My only issue is with the von Trier comparison. Weird =/= von Trier.
Every single person on this Earth is prejudiced.
I’m pretty sure “Jungle” has been out for the better part of the year. Great tune, but not exactly seasonal.
I believe that at the end of the match, the only people happy about Portugal scoring were Ghana supporters like myself.
I THINK I JUST REALIZED I EAT EVERYTHING.
I do not need to take this test.
A fair few of these guys just seem to have a weird sense of humor. I don’t use Tinder because I haven’t completely given up yet, but as someone who doesn’t take himself that damn seriously either, I’m pretty sure my methods would include something along the lines of chicken masks, intentionally sloppy metaphors and “I put the STD in stud, all I need is U” lines as well. The serial killers are just fucking creepy though.
I AM WORTH NOTHING.
Joni Mitchell cover.