Update: That faith went straight down the shi**er.

Awww man, I was supposed to storm in here and say that. YOU STOLE MY THUNDER, MORRISSEX. MY THUNDER.

I kept doing #9 pretending I was Superman speeding up and slowing down during in my cosmic flight.

IT'S LIKE A VOLCANO ERUPTING AN ARM

That's not what 50-year-olds look like.

This is far from the first incarnation of writing-on-screen. Sherlock certainly mastered it though.

Nope, this s**t doesn't work. There's some kind of conflict in my brain between primal expectation and reality.

A word's power only lies in how we react to it. So fuck this chart.

Ben Howard is always bitchin'.

As another poster mentioned, fedoras only belong with a classic look, but at the same time, a classic look with 'classic' cuts would seem f**king wonky nowadays, so fedoras should simply rest in peace. I don't want to see anyone wearing a fedora with a Tom Ford suit, for example.