27 Reasons Dan Bilzerian Is A Douchebag

The guy’s a complete tool. Here’s why.

1. He’s the smuggest tosser on Instagram.

2. He’s living off his daddy’s trust fund.

3. He sucks at poker.

4. He sucks at investing.

5. He sucks at pretty much everything except spending his dad’s cash.

6. He (probably) paid for fake abs.

7. That fucking beard.

8. His employment status is listed as: Actor/Astronaut/Asshole. You, sir, are precisely one third correct.

9. He thinks we’re all just jelly.

10. He likes guns…

11. …like, WAY too much.

12. Compensating for something?

13. Selfies.

15. …many…

16. …selfies.

17. He keeps posting snaps of naked chicks to remind us all how often he gets laid.

18. I’m not buying it.

21. Animal abuse.

23. …don’t encourage him.

24. He has accumulated $100 million for doing absolutely nothing of any value whatsoever.

25. And oh yeah…

26. HE THREW A NAKED WOMAN OFF A ROOF…

27. …BREAKING HER FOOT.

Fuck you Bilzerian.

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