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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Sad. Sad sad sad.

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Response to Serena Williams Is Not F*cking Sorry:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

The little diva should be banned for a year so she can consider the consequences of her woeful little inadequacies.

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Response to Actually. This is NOT a high school orchestra at…:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Hey, you’re not gonna let *facts* get in the way, are you?

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joey_aristophanes so sorry you cant marry a cat either,... about 3 years ago ×

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Believe it or not, it’s not photoshop. Real shirt, and she’s actually wearing it. The fuzzies you see are because of the tonal difference between the purple and the white lettering, and the rest is just a trick of the eye. But it’s real. And sad.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Hey, at least this one sorta looks like the original… something that cant be said for 98% of the “cartoon” CG crap out there.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Oh please. This place cant go a single day without some twat or another.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Because to the tweens who run BF, this *is* new…

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Response to I’m On A Navy Boat:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

They’re writing songs of love…. … but not for me.

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Response to What’s The Missing Letter, Glenn Beck?:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

“Mr Beck? Mr. Beck? I have a question! How do you spell potato?”

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Response to Wait… so Mattel sued Aqua for coming out with…:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Why are you surprised? The only thing that amazes me is how long Mattel ignored the marketing potential of the song and opted instead to sue, an utterly brain-dead move on their part. But you’re right: that video is seriously strange. What’s with the waddle-walk, anyway?

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Poor Guido. Fell hopelessly in love with a boy in Boston, then was snubbed at the social when everyone realized he hadnt actually read Pride and Prejudice. He returned to New Jersey to the open arms (and, well, other things, I suppose) of his “roomie” Batboy. And now, despite the inevitable fact that Nick is simply looking for his intellectual equal and not just a hot bod, poor Guido, poor dense Guido feels guilty for hopping between the sheets with Batboy when he’s still in love with his Boston Bubba… It’s so sad to see a puppy-dog romance go so utterly, completely wrong.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Lookin’ sharp there, Buzz! Likin’ those new-fangled leg warmers?

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Considering that a nesting magpie protecting her nest will rip the skin off your head, I’m afraid I dont find this especially funny, guys. But then most of your choices of “buzz” these days have been pretty… well, pathetic; I guess I shouldnt be surprised that you would see this as “front page worthy”.

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Response to What’s wrong with real…:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

You rarely find them in your parents’ basement.

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Response to “I Cheated, This Is My Punishment”:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

On his taxes? His girlfriend? His final exam?

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Supposedly, the skinniest house in NYC belonged to Emily Dickinson, down in Tribeca.

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Response to Godammit…can I read ONE thing about 9/11 without…:

joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Please, Jason: how many people would it take? A couple of “volunteers” for each plane, a supervising officer, and a direct order from the White House. Pretty minimal.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

Duh.

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joey_aristophanes 3 years ago

It does look suspicious.

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