Three glaring problems here: 1. Fried pickles, while likely the greatest food item on this list, are not a burger side dish. 2. Your image for “potato chips from a bag” is a picture of Pringles. Those two things are not the same. Pringles are a decidedly different entity. 3. Onion rings are glorious, true. But you’ve been faulted by your own logic. When talking cole slaw, you alluded that it’s rarely done well. The same rule applies, perhaps more so, to onion rings—so they clearly should be further down your list.